Tales of Idiocy and Woe...But Now I'm CRAZY in California!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Wowzer!

Well, I just had a stupid thought. If Alektorophobia is "the fear of chickens", then would that person be afraid of themselves, since they're chicken about chickens? That would be crazy. Everytime they would see a map they'd go NUTS!

Hopefully they wouldn't be allergic to nuts either. They'd be dead within minutes of being born.

Dare to think deep.

Until Next Time,

The Armcha...MEEEEEE MEEEEE! CHICKENS! CHICKENS EVERYWHERE! GET THEM OFF ME! ARGHHHH!

*bloody death by poultry attack*

6 Comments:

  • now That's something i can work with!!!

    By Blogger mark, at 1:07 PM  

  • You're crazy but I don't know, I have Allodoxaphobia and then I think of you and I have Cacophobia, but that's nothing compared to what my cyberphobia is causing right now....you have no idea.

    By Blogger Yosemite Sam, at 5:57 PM  

  • You forgot to mention your Carnophobia. That one still bugs me. I pray for your suffering with that, though that makes my Theologicophobia flare up something aweful. And when Mark shows up, somehow I find myself having a strong case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, and a lesser case of Islamophobia. Maybe that's FOR him and not BECAUSE of him?

    By Blogger The Armchair Geek, at 11:07 AM  

  • ahhhh....and the world is all the better for knowing me. peace, love, and razor blades falling from the ceiling......

    oops, i was standing under that particular place. good thing my eastern midget was there cleaning up the mess.

    By Blogger mark, at 11:59 AM  

  • thought thought thought SPEAK!

    thought thought thought SPEAK!

    By Blogger The Armchair Geek, at 4:38 PM  

  • Ha Ha! Multiple Entendre!

    By Blogger Yosemite Sam, at 2:27 PM  

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