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Sunday, November 19, 2006

And on the third day...

...God made Buffet of Death. All other music in history of the world is but a footnote to this band. Truth be told, they actually travelled back to like 3 minutes after Shem, Ham and Japheth exited the ark (via one swift Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) and invented music. Boys, we thank you. Behold the pinnacle of performance, the supremacy of songwriting, the rhythmic rapture, the liquidity of lyric, the cream of counterpoint, the heavenly of the hardcore... behold the Buffet of Death:


All other bands make music. These geniuses make art. Until Next Time,

The Armchair Buffet

8 Comments:

  • thanks for the add....i mean, the link. yeah the link, that's it.

    By Blogger Kirk, at 9:03 AM  

  • Wow, that was sure something. I wanted to turn it off but I just couldn't.

    And what was with the lead singer wrapping the mike cord around his neck? I wonder if he runs with scissors?

    By Blogger starting over, at 10:57 AM  

  • That was awesome. Horribly, horribly awesome. I liked how three of them had only marginal talent, and then they also had one guy who had absolutely no discernable talent who just growled into a microphone the whole time. And the drummer destroying his kit at the end was pretty funny.

    By Blogger Andrew L, at 11:20 AM  

  • It was painfully entertaining.

    By Blogger Andrew L, at 11:32 AM  

  • Andrew, do you not know that those lads are Forrest Grovers (at least their beau topless singer is!)

    And marginal talent?

    Come on. Have you ever heard of the guy who ran so fast that he ended up circling the world and came in last place?

    I think you're confusing marginal talent with talent that is so astronomical, so incredible, so monumental, so present in Biblical proportions, that it's miniscule.

    Shame on you Andrew! Buffet of Death is so awesome, it's the only band that ever turned down an application from Chuck Norris.

    Sadly, now that I told that fact, Chuck will slay me. I regret nothing; I lived as few man dared to dream:

    I knew BUFFET OF DEATH!

    By Blogger The Armchair Geek, at 5:04 PM  

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=55iADHOMNvs

    this one is for you lyndon. if you have the time for it. i never realized how integral chineese food is to cutting down trees with that axe.

    By Blogger Kirk, at 8:28 AM  

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=DB8mxEQXksw

    okay, i know this is overkill. but this is essential viewing to the Christian metal fan. i'll let you figure out the rest.

    By Blogger Kirk, at 8:32 AM  

  • MULLIGAN'S STEW? OH MAN! THAT IS THE FREAKING SHIBBIE!

    By Blogger The Armchair Geek, at 1:44 AM  

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