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Friday, January 20, 2006

The Mark of the Bill; finally explained!

A VERY wise man posted this on his blog. I read it on the internet, therefore it MUST be true:

Every time you use your hotmail account to send a mass forward to more than 10 people, Bill Gates pays Satan $453. This is for real. It is the truth.

Thanks Andrew. That confirms what I've always suspected. If you send mass forwards, you are helping Bill Gates support the Anti-Christ. The 'mark of the beast' is actually your MSN Passport address. Jack Van Impe is hecka wrong again, but he's on dial up...what does he know? When those Microsoft-funded gas chambers are killing Christians, we'll know who to thank. You and your forwards, that's who! Until Next Time,

The Armchair AntiBill


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