The Mark of the Bill; finally explained!
A VERY wise man posted this on his blog. I read it on the internet, therefore it MUST be true:
Every time you use your hotmail account to send a mass forward to more than 10 people, Bill Gates pays Satan $453. This is for real. It is the truth.
Thanks Andrew. That confirms what I've always suspected. If you send mass forwards, you are helping Bill Gates support the Anti-Christ. The 'mark of the beast' is actually your MSN Passport address. Jack Van Impe is hecka wrong again, but he's on dial up...what does he know? When those Microsoft-funded gas chambers are killing Christians, we'll know who to thank. You and your forwards, that's who! Until Next Time,
The Armchair AntiBill
Every time you use your hotmail account to send a mass forward to more than 10 people, Bill Gates pays Satan $453. This is for real. It is the truth.
Thanks Andrew. That confirms what I've always suspected. If you send mass forwards, you are helping Bill Gates support the Anti-Christ. The 'mark of the beast' is actually your MSN Passport address. Jack Van Impe is hecka wrong again, but he's on dial up...what does he know? When those Microsoft-funded gas chambers are killing Christians, we'll know who to thank. You and your forwards, that's who! Until Next Time,
The Armchair AntiBill
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