5 seconds of venting...

Okay. The next person who spams my blog advertising THEIR blog is officially getting a sight dedicated to mock them...or at least an entire post as to how stupid they are. What's with that Pilates's guy on my last "Daily Golden Gong" post? What about the low carb loser? I think those two fools are related to the dopes that create and pedal spyware and kiddie porn. If you want to say something intelligent, or even random and nonsensical (But everyone still loves Yosemite Sam...the most faithful commenter ever!), then do. If you think that my blog, the fruit of my frustrations, the exhaust of my existence, the catch within the 'Net, is a place for you to spam adds to, then you are a communist...a communist who steals Halloween candy from kids in wheel chairs and kicks them into the ditch...who then makes a getaway in a car running on leaded gas...a Trabant...made by slave child labor in East Germany. Yup. That's what I think of blog spammers. Hmmm. I should check out their blogs and go and spam their freaking blogs... put a post that says "Hey. I was checking out your idiotic blog and I wanted to tell everyone that reads this how much of a freaking moron you are. If you're reading this post and tired of all the 'almost english' and boring content posted by this drooling fool, come check out my blog at (insert blog address)..." How would that be? HA! I doubt I'd ever do it, but man is it fun to use my imagination for evil! HA! Until Next Time,

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