The Best Line EVER!
Today I received confirmation that the minds of some people are actually malfunctional. A living, shopping, human being delivered the following line today:
"Well, why would I want to get a better computer when this one's the same price?" (refering to a competitors deal which was less of a computer for the same cost as my offering)
A Chigga Chigga Chigga....WHAT?! I don't understand how that's a question. Computer 'A' is more features and performance than computer 'B' and they're the same cost. Doesn't logic dictate that computer 'A' is offers more for the money and, ergo, is a better purchase? Well, not to the wonderful man I was talking to today. Unbefreakinglievable. I'd like to see him working as a nutritionist...
"Sir, in order to reach your weight loss goals, I recommend you get off that Jenny Craig and get on the Olson diet."
Until Next Time,
The Armchair Bumfuzzled Nancy
"Well, why would I want to get a better computer when this one's the same price?" (refering to a competitors deal which was less of a computer for the same cost as my offering)
A Chigga Chigga Chigga....WHAT?! I don't understand how that's a question. Computer 'A' is more features and performance than computer 'B' and they're the same cost. Doesn't logic dictate that computer 'A' is offers more for the money and, ergo, is a better purchase? Well, not to the wonderful man I was talking to today. Unbefreakinglievable. I'd like to see him working as a nutritionist...
"Sir, in order to reach your weight loss goals, I recommend you get off that Jenny Craig and get on the Olson diet."
Until Next Time,
The Armchair Bumfuzzled Nancy
posted by The Armchair Geek at
1:20 PM
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