Captain Insano strikes again...
Man. I have a crazy freaking room mate. Some days, I think of starting a blog simply dedicated to his insane rantings. Today he said the following:
"I don't use ethnic slurs" (you have to see him at home to understand how horribly hilarious this one is)
"Dammit! I need to get my hands on a nuclear weapon!" (just out of the blue he blurts that one out!)
"If I got on the radio and started bashing moslems, do you think that the CRTC would be so pissed that they'd issue a fatwa against me? I mean, that would like be the first in Canadian history! That would be awesome!" (innocent enough question...uh...?!)
I always feel normal when I'm at home. It helps to surround yourself with people crazier than you. Until Next Time,
The Armchair Fatwa
"I don't use ethnic slurs" (you have to see him at home to understand how horribly hilarious this one is)
"Dammit! I need to get my hands on a nuclear weapon!" (just out of the blue he blurts that one out!)
"If I got on the radio and started bashing moslems, do you think that the CRTC would be so pissed that they'd issue a fatwa against me? I mean, that would like be the first in Canadian history! That would be awesome!" (innocent enough question...uh...?!)
I always feel normal when I'm at home. It helps to surround yourself with people crazier than you. Until Next Time,
The Armchair Fatwa
posted by The Armchair Geek at
4:01 PM
1 Comments:
I HATE AFRICAN MUSIC! YOU AND YOU'RE 5/4 TIME AND INSTRUMENTS MADE FROM PENGUINS! AND THAT 97 NOTE SCALE TOO! I HATE ALL OF IT! EVER PIECE! SOOOO MUCH! ARGH!
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