Tales of Idiocy and Woe...But Now I'm CRAZY in California!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

So Apparently I'm not counsellor Troy...

It's confirmed. I'm neither telepathic nor as good at reading people as I suspect. Here's the snippet of the conversation:

C: So, how good is this computer at downloading porn?

Me: (thinks he's joking) Well, porn is pretty heavy on the system requirements. For Hard Core porn, you need a Hard Core computer.

C: Oh...I didn't know. So what computer do you recommend?

Me: (realizes that he's NOT joking)...uh, well...This one here is a faster machine with...(and on goes the conversation)

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So I'm apparently worse at reading people than I thought. Doh. I cannot believe that he asked me that question too. Wowzer. Until Next Time,

The Armchair Hugh Hefner

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    i pity you your job.... dealing with those nasty boys, filling their heads with nasty thoughts....

    By Blogger Camille, at 2:17 PM  

  • I love it.

    I worked at a computer shop outside a military base in the US and always had GIs looking for systems to surf porn with. Even had them come in and tell us to erase it but save all the porn.

    And I feel your pain about stupid customers. They should have to pass a test to own a computer.

    Best question I ever heard was a guy calls and ask
    "How do you get the green out"
    and that was it. Turns out his monitor was only showing green.

    Good luck in the trenches...

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    By Blogger Matt, at 2:22 PM  

  • I feel dirty just reading this post!!

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