Tales of Idiocy and Woe...But Now I'm CRAZY in California!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

PermaFries and Gravy...

FUNNY FUNNY customer today. It's a double day for funny customers!

This tall guy comes in looking for a computer. He's got on a shirt that says "Mr. High" and has a picture of a cloud holding a joint. He's got the giggles and cannot concentrate enough to actually deliver a coherent sentence. He just kinda jogs on the spot and his eyes dart around like a racoon on espresso.

I show him a few things and when he realizes that he's going to spend at least $500, he says:

"Oh man dude! That's gonna be tough! I have a hard time saving money and sh*t! I always seem to spend everything I got! Huh. Oh Sh*t! I've gotta go!"

Then he just turns around and bolts out the door like he's on fire. I watch in amazement as he runs down the street. That guy needs to be in a movie, though I cannot understand why he would have trouble saving money. I mean, what would a young, upstanding, individual spend all his money on that would result in reduced attention span, inability to think coherently, and inhibited ablilty to speak coherently? I cannot figure it out for the life of me. Until Next Time,

The Armchair Cheech

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