Tales of Idiocy and Woe...But Now I'm CRAZY in California!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Some thoughts on theoretical physics...

Here's a deep poem on theoretical physics inspired by a message I found on a message board somewhere. Either way, this is a very insightful ponderance on the spacetime continuum:

I once dated a magic lass,
and now I tell in rhyme,
How she broke the continuum
of matter, space and time.

She never gave me any space!
No matter where I was,
She was there annoying me
Her reason? "Just Because!"

And with a few assorted words
could slow time to a bore;
made conversations feel to last
A century or more.

Though I exerted energy
And gave all I could give
Einstein might say it fell apart
cause of her relatives.

And no, it's not about you. Not even close. You know who you are. Fruits of a bored mind! Until Next Time,

The Armchair Geek

Friday, February 02, 2007

Oh dear me...

...I found this on Youtube: a clip of the funniest episode of "King of the Hill" ever, where Bobby is enrolled in a women's self defense class and learns a single, but effective technique for self defense. Of course, a 12-14 year old boy yelling "That's my purse" adds to the tremendous comedic value! BEHOLD:

It's amazing how the stupidest stuff is sometimes also so consistently hilarious. "I DON'T KNOW YOU!" Amazing...Until Next Time,

The Armchair "That's My Purse!" Geek